Now for many of you, the obvious choice would be The Avengers. And why not? It is the epitome of a weekend movie. There are Super Heroes, explosions, and of course, Scarlett Johansson. I will definitely see it eventually, but the excitement for it is not as great as it would have been a few years ago.
My excitement was absent for Thor and Captain America last summer as well. This got me to thinking. Why am I not nearly as excited for Super Hero movies as I was when Iron Man or The Dark Knight came out? The only Super Hero movie I am even somewhat excited for is The Dark Knight Rises. But the others have me looking for something else to watch the weekend they're released.
I have come to a few conclusions. The one thing that has changed for me between now and 2008 is the fact that I no longer work for a movie theatre. When I worked for the theatre, I didn't have to worry about sold out crowds, or even having to pay to see it. I would get an after hours screening of it, with just me and my friends from work, the day it came out. The annoyance of being crammed into the theatre and people taking up my elbow space, and whispering to each other distracting me from taking in the great visuals.
I have been spoiled with my movie going experience. The $10 ticket that everyone else had to pay while I was seeing everything for free makes me feel like I am putting a down payment on a car that might break down on my way out of the lot. The great thing about not having to pay for a movie ticket was the fact that if I didn't enjoy it, it didn't matter. Now, I have to carefully choose what movies I decide to pay to see.
That brings me to why I skeptical about paying to see a movie most people love.
Super Hero movies have lost their flare to me.
Before you close out this blog out of disgust, hear me out. I have always enjoyed Super Hero movies. Even since I've lost interest I have still enjoyed them. Captain America was the best one I had seen in a long time! I love that movie.
But I have noticed something. The studios try to pump them out so fast, and don't take that much time on them that they have all become very formulaic. They all follow the same plot points, and have the same structure.
Some of you may be thinking to yourself "Well, all movies are like that", and for the most part, I would agree. But Marvel and DC Comic movies do it with such force that they might as well be sitting next you you, nudging your arm, saying "You see what we did there?". They are recycling movies, but inserting different characters and settings.
Here is the outline for almost every Super Hero movie that has been bade in the past decade.
- Introduction of the main character. He's either a nerd or a rich giant douche.
- He is in love with a girl that is either way out of his league, or don't want anything to do with him because he's a douche.
- Something happens to him that makes him have super powers (usually involving radiation), or something terrible happens like his parents dying, or being kidnapped by terrorists.
- He decides to become a hero, and tries to change things.
- Insert montage of him being awesome!
- Best friend, brother, or well trusted colleague becomes the villain.
- Villain kidnaps someone close to hero. Usually the girl.
- Hero struggles to defeat villain before ultimately winning.
- Happy times occur. Girl realizes she loves him, etc.
- Hero rides off into the sunset.
The most different movies in this genre are Captain America and Ironman. They manage to have certain things that make it feel fresh. And can I just say, Captain America had a great ending?!
"I are you gonna be ok?"
"Yeah. Yeah, I just.... I had a date"
So good.
All in all, I will definitely see The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises in theaters. But I will more than likely wait a few weeks until the crowds have died down. Crowds suck.
The Avengers opens this Friday, May 4th.
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